From West to East
Out of Date
A Legendary Bitch
I love my brand new 2020 Ferrari,
especially after the dealer gave me their slogan:
“For you life quality, only use Ferrari genuine parts”.
I want to meet Marilyn Monroe,
What if she is still alive,
Could she hold up her value?
Or just become a legendary old bitch?
Oh, Ferrari, Ferrari,
I am worried,
What your trade-in value will be in 2030?
Son, you see it on the TV?
Our votes are counted.
Don’t worry that you are loser or failure,
49% can beat 51%.
I hope your psychotic mom is still alive,
so she could be counted.
Just for once,
just for one day.
A Busy Contest
Hey doctor, why don’t you stop?
Because people are dying caused by the COVID-19.
Hey professor, why don’t you stop teaching?
Because I just bought a big house, monthly payment is needed.
Hey student, why don’t you stop learning?
Because my professor is teaching, no visa is needed.
If I got your partner’s DNA,
then clone her,
If I cloned and then married her,
it’s not “copying”,
it’s beyond “copying”.
I ask you
“Can a small needle panetrate penis?”
You answered that you have the biggest penis in the world.
You are not answering my question.
When you are sitting in the F-35’s cockpit
and ready to attack for a mission,
Don’t forget to put an eye on your beloved wife
when you Mach through home DC,
just in case she is having an affair by the window
with your debonair neighbor John.
See, flamingo,,,,,, so many flamingos.
Oh ya, a gang of red necks.
I am sitting on the concrete fake tree branch,
I am looking at some left over bananas in the bowls.
I am fine to show my teeth when I fight with these guys next to me,
but today is different.
I see many visitors, especially young kids,
standing right behind the thick glass window,
looking at me.
I want to be kind,
to be a kind monkey sitting in the zoo.
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